Testimonials: Connie the Librarian

Nothing is more FYIL-fulling for me than to receive letters from all the people I've helped through my book Find Your Inner Larry and my FYIL:Vitamins for the Soul seminars.


I'd like to share one here:

Dear Mr. Walters,

I am a librarian. Remind me to tell you of the horrors of "e-chat
with a librarian" sometime.

If I get one more "Ask a Librarian" call in which someone asks me how long can they leave their kid in the car if the air conditioning is running while they go to the store or if I will do their taxes for them, I will self harm.

Quizzes are the best. They make the time pass. And FYIL: Find Your Inner Larry is full of quizzes. They’re my new at-work project. Since we aren't supposed to read – we’re only a library after all. Go figure. But we can stare at computers all we want. But NO READING. Because reading is unprofessional. Blank staring, which all of us truly dedicated proletariats have mastered, is professional.

Did I mention we had a masturbater in the 300s last night? Ugh. 

Thanks for the quizzes. I've found that I'm a Passive-Aggressive
Negotiator-Warrior. Explains everything.

Bless you!

Connie B.

Daily Affirmation: Thank you, Universe, for ensuring my book would be in the 300s in the Dewey Decimal System. You knew that's where they'd need me most.