Obama Tech Summit and Me

I was unable to attend President Obama’s recent Tech Summit in Silicon Valley due to prior commitments.

But I can tell you via my insider sources that the summit went off without a hitch. (Great going, guys! And good luck to you, too!)

However, I *can* tell you about the amazing turnout in Winnemucca’s Residence Inn for my Find Your Inner Larry: Vitamins for the Soul seminar.

First of all, Madge, you are a magician with crepe paper and helium balloons. The Donner Party Banquet Room looked just fantastic. A round of applause!

Secondly, I’d like to thank the Boy Scout Troop that showed up midway. Even if you were lost from your Scout Master and looking for food, we welcome you any time. And, Scout Number 12, your insights into survivalist techniques in case the world as we know it ends and zombies take over North America were terrific! That’s the kind of can-do attitude and positive thinking I like to hear.

Finally, to the paying participants of my FYIL seminar: you both embodied the positive side of the Force last night. From the testimonial of the brave man who has been 39 months sober and celibate to the heartfelt tears of the fisherman whose biggest catch was eaten by sharks before he could get to shore, you get it! You have Found Your Inner Larry, and you can expect the Universe to start raining with blessings from now on.

And don’t worry, Winnemucca. As the Terminator said, I’ll be back! (Sooner than you think.)

Daily Affirmation: Positive thoughts are like helium. If you don't want to crash, you have to keep blowing yourself up.

 (Thanks, Madge! They got me home safe and sound!)