Testimonial: 80s Supermodel Azziah

Once again, I'm happy to receive another fan letter from a reader of FYIL: Find Your Inner Larry.

This one kind of speaks for itself. All I can add is that I'm always honored to be of service to my fellow Minions of the Universe.

Larry Dear,

Let me tell you how much I’ve enjoyed the ARC I received of your darling book Find Your Inner Larry.

I lost my inner Larry somewhere between cab stops in the East Village. Just kidding.

Here goes. I am Azziah. You no doubt remember me from the 80s when I was part of the one-named gaggle of  supermodels, along with Linda and Claudia and Christy and Naomi, who didn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000.

Well, I made some bad investments. M-A-D-O-F-F.  I didn’t pay as close attention to my portfolio as I should have. I had some unfortunate addictions.

Then I woke up one morning and I was, like, it’s the 21st effin century? Are you kidding me? And what is THAT on the radio? And who are these fetuses in the clubs these days?

I felt empty inside, Larry darling. The eggwhites and grapefruit weren’t FYILing me as they had in the past.

Then in group, someone passed me a copy of Find Your Inner Larry. And I started reading. And that’s not something that comes naturally, believe me.

But I couldn’t put it down. Your face lift pain? The downsizing? God. Been there. Done that.

Larry dearest, you get it. And I get you. And you are right: the Universe owes us big time.

Now I don’t feel so empty. I don’t need the alcohol or the drugs (all legitimate prescriptions, mind you) anymore. I know that I have all that I need inside me.

I am my own Inner Larry. And don't think of that in a dirty way, naughty boy!

XOXO,

Azziah

 

Wow! What did I tell you? It’s fan mail like this that keeps me on the road, hopping on the bus, day after day after day, knowing that I have the gift to help others.

Daily Affirmation: The Universe owes us our best lives. And if you know anything about collection agencies, they don’t give up. Be your own collection agency!