Many of you may have noticed, as I did, the recent news that more and more American men are opting for job enhancement surgery, or as it has been dubbed in the media “cosmetic surgery.”
To all my fellow brothers in bandages, I salute you!
It takes a brave man to recognize when it’s time to go under the knife, lift the brows, suck the fat out from around our eyes, reshape our noses, tighten the jowls, and stiffen our upper lips.
Sure, some naysayers may call it “vanity.” But they’re wrong.
It’s a competitive world and I want to put my best face forward at all times. Even if that face isn’t the one nature gave me. It’s the one I paid for. Which means it’s even better than the one nature gave me.
Nature didn’t give me my iPhone, my iPad, my iPod nano, or my Blu-Ray Star Wars DVDs either.
And to all those young whippersnappers in IT these days, you may laugh, you may scoff now, but in fifteen years when you’re getting hair plugs and blepharoplasties, remember, Larry told you the Truth first: it’s a dog eat dog world out there and the dog with the squarest jawline wins.
As Boris Karloff explains in this clip: "You will not remember what I show you now, and yet I shall awaken memories of love and crime..."
That's exactly how I felt when the bandages started coming off. All those memories of love and crime re-awakened.
Daily Affirmation: Don’t confuse inner beauty and outer beauty. The Universe gave us plastic surgeons so they can tell the difference for us.
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